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| by Michaelanne Petrella |
Ha-ha! That was a practice laugh to get your spirits up and ready for laughter towards these one-liners that I want to say because I happen to have the worst sense of humor alive.
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel nigh. (Hooo doggies these are going to be boring.)
End of the world? But what am I gonna do with all this gold I'm hoarding! (i didn't laff at this one.)
End days aren't gonna clear up, put on a happy (hush my horsemouth, please.)
Eη∂ιє Dαιѕу Dυкєѕу Wσяℓ∂у! (I meant to say Hoggy Trounce Your Nosties into a Spinning Durby of Twirly Gunk Sauce)
World ending? Better get MAACO. (My heart is small and old and gray.)
End days? I hardly know her. (recorded studio audience laugh from Who in Fact is the Boss?)
Atlas shrugged...us right off his shouldies and into the abyss! (I liked my use of shouldies.)
End of the world? But what am I gonna do with all this gold I'm hoarding! (i didn't laff at this one.)
End days aren't gonna clear up, put on a happy (hush my horsemouth, please.)
Eη∂ιє Dαιѕу Dυкєѕу Wσяℓ∂у! (I meant to say Hoggy Trounce Your Nosties into a Spinning Durby of Twirly Gunk Sauce)
World ending? Better get MAACO. (My heart is small and old and gray.)
End days? I hardly know her. (recorded studio audience laugh from Who in Fact is the Boss?)
Atlas shrugged...us right off his shouldies and into the abyss! (I liked my use of shouldies.)
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