News Roundy Roundy Roundskins Round Up

by Michaelanne Petrella

Good morning boys and girls, here are your afternoon announcements. There is a lot going on with John Boehner and Grover Norquist, but since I hate looking at their faces, let's focus on other news items from today. I will report on all the major news food groups. Animals, People, Corporations that are People, People/Animal hybrids, and Joe Biden.




1. There is a room full of puppies for students needing a study break at the Dalhousie Student Union. How fun!

Here is Peppers running away from needy students.

Big Foot.

Big Idiot.

2. Romney face tattoo guy regrets getting Romney face tattoo. He is going to get it removed, so he can sell ad space on his face for another tattoo.

3. Big Foot is real says this press release!

Big Idiot.

4. BP is not allowed to have any new government contracts because they whoopsied oil all over the ocean during Deepwater Horizon Wireless spill of 2010.








5. Biden went shopping today at Costco where he bought a TV, chidren's books, and pie. He rale happy about it!

Big Spender.

Post Script:

Sonya Yu of Noe Valley, San Francisco caught a convicted rapist, who had stolen $1,000 of her Amazon goods from her porch, in the act of stealing a box she baited him with. She chased after him with a wooden sword, but not before emptying a can of bear spray on him from the balcony above. He was taken to the hospital due to the amount of bear spraying that occurred, and has been arrested. The neighborhood is cheering her on Twitter.