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| by Michaelanne Petrella |
Here is all of the Shit:
Calling out a Bullshitter:
"'You know, kids have good instincts,’ Obama offered. ‘They look at the other guy and say, 'Well, that’s a bullshitter, I can tell.'" -Rolling Stone, 10/25/12
I bring this up for two reasons. Firstly of all, RIP the mix tape this song was on. I miss that tape! Secondly, Paul Ryan is in hiding because nobody likes him for pretending to wash pots and pans at a soup kitchen for a photo op that he didn't ask permission to do. I guess they don't like his "bullshit on parade" stuff! Get it? I am making a joke about how his droopy eyeballs should not be paraded around in public.
Shitstorm:
The National Weather Service is predicting that another storm could hit on Election Day.
Shitty:
The New York Times is reporting that the (non-partisan) Congressional Research Service withdrew an economic report that showed no connection between the wealthy's tax rates and economic growth, at the insistence of Senate Republicans. If you know anything about Conservatives, you know that their bitchin' economic argument is that tax cuts for the wealthy sprinkletinkles down into the poor people's mouths. In an attempt to hide that this doesn't work, they unwittingly drew attention to it. Mayor Wilkins-style.
Full of Shit:
Chrysler's Vice President of Product Design Ralph Gilles tweeted @ Donald Trump yesterday, after Don Trumples made a poopoo in his ding-dong with this tweet:
Sorry about all the poopoo and ding-dong talk. But I wanted to illustrate that there are worse things than saying the word "shit." Which is my way of saying that Ralph Gilles should NOT have followed up his "shit" tweet with a sorry-for-swearing tweet, like he did. Don't be sorry for swearing! Shame spiral, everybody poops, etc.
Unfortunately, for us all, that wasn't Donnie Dumpers only steaming pile of shit from yesterday. He made this NEW video, which I highly suggest you watch if you are on your deathbed and are bored. The problem with this video is that Trump claims Obama is at fault for his withholding of money to charity. See, Donald is used to being able to buy people, and he gets rale grumpers if he can't. Donka doesn't realize that for the safety of the President, and the sanctity of the Office of the Presidency, he can't hand over personal documents because a crazy man on an internet video is holding orphan food at gunpoint.
BTDubs, the video is called "Donald Trump's Response To President Obama's Lack Of Transparency" which makes a ton of sense! People need to be able to demand things from Obama and get a response, without the process being inhibited in any way! COMMENTS MUST BE HEARD! (Comment section is closed on this video.)
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| Boom. Roasted. |
Calling out a Bullshitter:
"'You know, kids have good instincts,’ Obama offered. ‘They look at the other guy and say, 'Well, that’s a bullshitter, I can tell.'" -Rolling Stone, 10/25/12
Pile of Bullshit:
Karl Rove has been telling everyone in the media that Romney is going to win with 279 electoral votes. Currently, Romney only has 191 electoral votes in the bag right now, and there are 146 up for grabs. Batshit crazy analysts at biased and disreputable sources like Business Insider and the New York Times are saying that Romney will probably only get 234 votes. What the hell do they know! They are drinking Obama's Cooled-Aid! Karl Rove is just drinking regular beer like the rest of normal America minus Romney, of course! Get it? It was a joke about how much I dislike the Mormon church who forced my mom to renounce her previous childhood affiliations with the church IN PERSON, or they would not consider her as having "left the church" and would continue to send her newsletters and requests for donations. Don't worry, they were supes nice when they were judging her to her face about the decision to leave.
Karl Rove has been telling everyone in the media that Romney is going to win with 279 electoral votes. Currently, Romney only has 191 electoral votes in the bag right now, and there are 146 up for grabs. Batshit crazy analysts at biased and disreputable sources like Business Insider and the New York Times are saying that Romney will probably only get 234 votes. What the hell do they know! They are drinking Obama's Cooled-Aid! Karl Rove is just drinking regular beer like the rest of normal America minus Romney, of course! Get it? It was a joke about how much I dislike the Mormon church who forced my mom to renounce her previous childhood affiliations with the church IN PERSON, or they would not consider her as having "left the church" and would continue to send her newsletters and requests for donations. Don't worry, they were supes nice when they were judging her to her face about the decision to leave.
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| Mitt Romney is a "shoe-in" kinda! |
But, getting back to uggo beastmaster, Karl Rove is a political heavyweight who is good at weighting things, like dice, for example. When someone confidently projects a winner in a tight race, people will change their vote to side with the winner, hence the loud projecting. Wait, I just got super depressed about that! I hate voters! Death to everything all the time.
Post Scr-shit-ipt (nailed it):
Paul Ryan, (I almost forgot about him!) loves Rage Against the Machine. I think he likes to work-out to them, or listen to them when he is running a 26 mile marathon in 15 minutes tops. Anyhow, Paul Ryan seems to be impervious to their lyrics wherein they hate-upon conservatives.
Post Scr-shit-ipt (nailed it):
Paul Ryan, (I almost forgot about him!) loves Rage Against the Machine. I think he likes to work-out to them, or listen to them when he is running a 26 mile marathon in 15 minutes tops. Anyhow, Paul Ryan seems to be impervious to their lyrics wherein they hate-upon conservatives.
Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
I walk the corner to the rubble that used to be a library
Line up to the mind cemetary, now
What we don't know keeps the contracts alive an movin'
They don't gotta burn the books they just remove 'em
While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells
Rally round the family, pocket full of shells
- Bulls on Parade, Rage Against the Machine
I bring this up for two reasons. Firstly of all, RIP the mix tape this song was on. I miss that tape! Secondly, Paul Ryan is in hiding because nobody likes him for pretending to wash pots and pans at a soup kitchen for a photo op that he didn't ask permission to do. I guess they don't like his "bullshit on parade" stuff! Get it? I am making a joke about how his droopy eyeballs should not be paraded around in public.
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| I look simultaneously super old and super young. |
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